birthday cakes are sorry when the party is over?
With the main event of their lives, the very reason for their creation completed the remains of the cake sit crumbling, dejected, lost?
This cake has no reason to feel that depression that comes with natural decline and lack of purpose. I enjoyed the piece I ate just now every bit as much as the one I welcomed to my mouth during last night's festivities.
Fear not, my sweet friend. I have delicious plans for the rest of you as well.